Public Place To Have Sex/Bathroom to Sneak into During Fiesta

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1. Sexology Institute & Boutique
727 S. Alamo St.
(210) 487-0371
sexologyinstitute.com

Just so we’re clear: You know you can’t actually have sex at Sexology Institute & Boutique, right? Sure, the recently opened, adults-only Southtown shop offers an array of products and workshops to help reenergize your lovemaking, but you can’t put on Genuwine’s “Pony” and go at it animal-style right there in the middle of the store. Owner Melissa Jones probably wouldn’t appreciate it. We’re going to guess she’d rather you practice those sex toy and blowjob techniques in the comfort of your own home. Now that kids are swiping right on Tinder or scrolling through Grindr, it appears that public sex has become a lost art, which is probably for the best — it being a Class A misdemeanor after all. Despite having never been open during Fiesta, the Sexology Institute also takes home the title of “Best Bathroom to Sneak into During Fiesta.” Go figure.

PUBLIC PLACE TO HAVE SEX

The Overtime Theater
1203 Camden St.
(210) 557-7562
theovertimetheatre.org

3. San Antonio Botanical Gardens
555 Funston Pl.
(210) 207-3250
sabot.org

BATHROOM TO SNEAK INTO DURING FIESTA

2. TIE: The Overtime Theater
1203 Camden St.
(210) 557-7562
theovertimetheater.org

2. TIE: Mi Tierra Restaurant & Bakery
218 Produce Row
(210) 225-1262
mitierracafe.com

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