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The lawyer looked at them askance. “Describe the lies.”
“Reproachful equivocations!” they replied, one after the other.
“All said in spite?” the barrister inquired.
“With pique !”
“With rancor!” came the responses.
The lawyer leaned forward and asked, “How attractive was the offer?”
“Ravishingly resplendent!” the prospective clients whispered.
“What about his fee?” he asked, his eyes narrowed.
“Ridiculously rich!” each protested singly.
The counselor leaned back, eying them suspiciously, “Were you deceived?”
“Put upon particularly!”
“Royally Robbed!” they replied, with raised eyebrows and pouting lips.
“Are you seeking recompense?” he asked, licking his lips.
“Payment, promptly !”
“Reparation, rapidly!” they said, smiles breaking on their faces.
The lawyer leaped from his seat and cried, “Your responses have spurred me to take your case!”“OK,” the leader said as he leaned forward. “Just don't stick it to us.”
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