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The Second "Machete Kills" Trailer is Here and It's Even Better Than the First
Machete don't tweet. Seriously, this is so awesome I'm going to go watch it 87498237498 more times and make a countdown calendar to its release date upon which day I'm going to wear a machine gun bra to the midnight screening and bump Lady Gaga in the car on the way over to the theater and tell everyone I have tiger blood so they let me to the front of the line while wearing my Miss San Antonio sash. Too soon? Whatever, this rules.
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