Smoker, drunkard, pomade user. Don Draper is a triple-threat when it comes to royally screwing up his own life. But it doesn't mean Draper doesn't have any good advice to pass on to his boozy successors.
With the final season of Madmen just days away, here are some choice quotes that span the lifetime of TV drama. They come with pictures of Draper, the genius ad man and main character, looking so "deeply brooding" it depresses me.
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