Does it sound a bit sketch? Yes, more like a free offer to a shallow grave. But maybe there's a die-hard fan out there who can go Beatrix Kiddo on him if she needs.
Here's the full listing:
Ok so here is the deal, I am a 30 yr old male from corpus christi. I have an extra ticket for the spurs game tomorrow on 6/8/14. I want a FEMALE spurs fan to join me. The ticket is FREE. I repeat, it is FREE. They are in the lower level, about 20 rows from the Spurs bench. I will provide transportation, food, and all the drinks you want. However, there are some requirements. First, I don't want any boyfriend/husband drama because your going out with a random guy. I prefer not married. It just makes this less complicated. Also, please understand and accept that your going as my arm candy :) I am a decent looking guy, but I want someone who is going to make me look GOOD up there. Shallow? Maybe. But the tickets cost me almost $3000 so I'm entitled to be a little picky :) I know there HAS to be a HOT, FUN, SEXY female out there who wouldn't mind being spoiled for a day. And last, but not least, please be over the age of 18, preferably over 21..... so you can drink...... legally lol. If your interested, please send a recent picture of you, along with a description of yourself and why I should take you. I will be choosing someone by tomorrow morning. Thank you for the look, and have a great day!
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