Season 26 airs in September of 2014
It's the television equivalent of mapping the human genome. Not only will every episode of The Simpsons' 25 season run will be available for streaming online, the entire series will be available for searching. Want to know every appearance of Hans MoleMan? How about Bart's prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern? Search it up and (theoretically) the answer will be at your fingertips.
"I don't want to over-promise, but this website can provide you with affordable health care," prodded Simpsons executive producer Al Jean.
The website will go live after FXX's full series marathon in October, an event that will take 12 days, running 24 hours a day through the series' 522 episodes and the '07 Simpsons Movie. The only caveat is that you'll need to have a subscription to cable TV to access the database. If you're feeling concerned about the ethics of borrowing your relative's cable login for the greater, yellow good of accessing the catalog, we suggest finding a copy of the Simpsons' pamphlet, "So You've Decided to Steal Cable."