Stormtroopers actually complain a lot. They aren't troopers at all. #FakeStarWarsFacts— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 3, 2015
#FakeStarWarsFacts Yoda's full name is Yoda Layheehoo— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) May 3, 2015
Juniper Breeze is Darth Vader's favorite Bath & Body Works scent. #FakeStarWarsFacts— Jordan Payton (@LEGIQN) May 3, 2015
C-3P0 is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, but he cannot speak the language of love. #FakeStarWarsFacts— Lando Kardashian (@LandoKardashian) May 3, 2015
Luke never bullseyed whomp rats... He just wanted to fit in with the other pilots.. #FakeStarWarsFacts— Ames Mayes (@sema_saw_ereh) May 3, 2015
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