Die Hard Quote-Along:
Bruce Willis' best work will be on screen at the Alamo Drafthouse Park North tonight for a quote-along.
Yippee Ki Yay, people. Watch peak Bruce Willis take out Professor Snape in one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made. The Alamo Drafthouse isn't just showing the movie, though — tonight's event comes complete with cap guns, lighters for any time John McClane smokes a cigarette and loads of other quote-along good times. $12, 7:45-10:30pm, Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Park North, 618 NW Loop 410, drafthouse.com/san-antonio/show/die-hard-quote-along.
— Michael Marks, @michaelpmarks
San Antonio Spurs vs. Utah Jazz:
Los Spurs look to defend their perfect record at home when they take on the Utah Jazz tonight at the AT&T Center. $15 and up, 7:30 pm, AT&T Center, 1 AT&T Center Pkwy., nba.com/spurs/tickets.
— Mark Reagan, @210Reagan
Preston Lacy of MTV's 'Jackass':
As mainstream pop culture veers more and more towards the absurdist nonsense of hardcore S&M as performed by skate punks, Preston Lacy of the Jackass crew is a crowned prince in the Kingdom of the Ridiculous. With Tom Garland. $10-$13, 7pm, The Korova, 107 E. Martin St., thekorova.com
— Travis Buffkin, @dtbuffkin
Lalo Alcaraz Talk & Book Signing at Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center:
Lalo Alcaraz, named by Mi Ciudad Magazine as “Best Latino Cartoonist in Los Angeles,” and creator of Pocho Magazine as well as comic strip “La Cucaracha
,” the first nationally-syndicated, politically-themed Latino daily comic strip, will be in San Antonio at the Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center
on Monday, December 14 at 7 pm Alcaraz will be giving a Comic Platica via a multimedia slideshow on "La Cucaracha" as well as signing calendars and prints. The event is free and open to the public, though donations to the Guadalupe are encouraged. Free, 7pm, Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center, 723 S. Brazos St., guadalupeculturalarts.org
— Bryan Rindfuss, @bryanrindfuss
Viva Villa Taqueria Happy Hour:
If you haven't worn holes through your ugly Christmas sweater yet, here's another chance to bust it out. Viva Villa Taqueria will host a holiday-themed happy hour today at 3 pm. Get great deals on food and drink specials — tackiest sweater a prize. Free, 3pm, Viva Villa Taqueria, 905 Dolorosa St., facebook.com/vivavillasa
. — Jessica Elizarraras, @JessElizarraras