Cornyation is one of the most popular events held during Fiesta San Antonio, typically selling out all six of its performances each year. It has donated over $2 million to local charities over its life as a nonprofit organization .
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After a week like this, you deserve some good news – yes Virginia, there will be a Cornyation. Raise your voices in wild acclaim and welcome our fearless leader for these dark times – King Anchovy LII Jeffrey James! Join us in April as we ride his royal highness’ formidable mustache to glory!
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