by Rachel Bowes
If your beard longer and fluffier than Sean's? (Courtesy)
This is Sean, Urth Juice Bar’s corporate Beard. Look closely, because that bountiful testosterone-bush upon his face is giving you a chance at free juice or a smoothie.
Just like your beard, Urth’s juices and smoothies are all-natural, locally grown and fresh as Vanilla Ice. Focused on making healthy possible and fun guaranteed, Urth juice bar encourages you to scream it like Thor, “I am proud, I am fierce, and gosh darnit, I am so juicy!”
If you, your friends or even your mom (the website says “bearded men” but I think they’d make an exception) can beat out Sean’s beard in both “length and fluffiness”, get down to Urth (5300 McCullough) and demand your juice! Cool down your over-insulated face with some ice-cold, blended fruits.
Because let’s face it, if you can top Sean’s beard in the middle of July in South Texas, you need some hydration.