You eat burgers like this, don't you? Source: Carl's Jr Facebook https://www.facebook.com/carlsjr
Fast-food enthusiasts, your golden ticket may have finally come in. Carl's Jr., the company that taught us that Paris Hilton is a misunderstood billionaire heiress whose goal in life is to eat burgers while washing cars, is opening its 13th San Antonio location at the RIM Shopping Center tomorrow.
If you find Carl's Jr's over-sexualization of an ordinary burger off-putting you should still pay attention to this grand opening. The first 50 people in line tomorrow morning will receive a coupon book that guarantees one free meal per week for the rest of the year. That's some serious savings, totaling at 52 free meals. If you can survive eating that much fast-food every week for a year then you probably deserve a medal.
This coupon book also means you'll get to practice your modeling skills up to 52 times, putting you one step closer to mastering the lost art of looking provocative while eating a burger just like the models the establishment employs.
Carl's Jr.'s 13th San Antonio location will be located at 18419 RIM Drive, San Antonio, TX 78245. Doors will open at 11 a.m.