We've got a local brisket bandit on the lam, adn this guy must really LOVE brisket, like "is willing to go to jail" loves brisket. The unidentified man stole 6 cases. 450lbs. $2500 last night at Two Bros. Be on lookout for stockyard brand briskets at someone's backdoor. Please share to catch our plunderer of meat.Can you finger this beef-stealing dingbat? We suggest you follow the brisket smell in the air.
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