For those of you who need Thanksgiving food right now and can't wait for your uncle to get drunk and start yelling about Tony Romo, here's a few places to hold you over until the truck pulls into your driveway and the Miller Lite starts flowing.
Smoke: The Restaurant
This Thanksgiving "sandwich" is stuffed to the brim with turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and cornbread. $10, 700 E Sonterra, 210-474-0175
The Cranberry Turkey Sandwich at Cappyccino's isn't as big, but it may be able to convince you that cranberry sauce is a good thing. $11, 5003 Broadway, 210-828-6860.
Picnikins Patio Cafe
The Autumn Sandwich has turkey breast, stuffing, and cranberry sauce. Get drunk at Picnikins and eat this sandwich to simulate Thanksgiving a week early! $9, 6901 Blanco/5811 University Heights, 210-616-0954/210-236-5134
Do you just want to have Thanksgiving right now? Go to the deli at Central Market and they'll hook you up. You can get an entire Thanksgiving platter with a bunch of different options like Italian Sausage Bread Stuffing, Hatch Pecan Dressing, Kale Dressing, Mushroom Rosemary Stuffing, and more. $154.99 for the whole dinner, 4821 Broadway, 210-368-8600.
Luby's has it all. They've got the turkey, the stuffing, the pie, the cranberry fluff, and everything else you want. $7.99 and up, 911 N Main, 210-223-1911.