Beyonce’s Got Three Hearts so Glitoris Is Throwing her a Baby Shower

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Thurzgayz this week will be a special occasion as the Beyhive celebrates “Love on Top” and The Carter’s upcoming additions with a dose of Queen B, every hour on the hour.



Brass Monkey suggests you “dress up to make a baby,” and we suggest making sure you’ve got a designated driver. Drink specials include 75 cent wells, and $2 Fireballs all night.

No cover, 10pm, 2702 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 480-4722.



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