Holy sticks of butter, Batman.
According to the Dallas Morning News,
Paula Deen's Family Kitchen is coming to San Antonio in 2018. The restaurant already has two locations with a third coming to Dallas about four to six weeks before the San Antonio spot (likely at The Rim per this tweet)
. Oh, and jobs have been posted
for both Texas locations.
This is the darkest timeline. God help us all. We'll share more information as we get it (because no one is answering their emails on Thanksgiving Eve).