San Antonio Bar Is Building a Shrine to Zaddy Jeff Goldblum


Still Golden Social House is currently transforming their women's restroom into a Jeff Goldblum-inspired oasis.

Designed by Hilmy, the new restroom is still a work in progress, but the stills teased out by bar owner Jeret Pena look, uh, enticing:

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Goldblum will actually be in San Antonio over Halloween weekend for Alamo City Comic Con, so maybe he'll take photos with his altar? Life ... uh, finds a way?
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