In case you missed it, KISS' Paul Stanley (The Starchild) and Gene Simmons (The Demon) are opening a restaurant in the newly renovated AT&T Center. Rock & Brews will function as a restaurant, bar and rock 'n' roll museum so you can catch a bite and a craft beer while brushing up on your R 'n' R history in between quarters, or as you see fit, while the Spurs race for seis, siete, ocho, etc., etc., etc.
The doors to the bar/restaurant/hard rock café located on the west side of the Plaza level are set to open Friday, December 11. Paul Stanley will also be singing the National Anthem at the game that evening as the Spurs take on the deliciously abysmal Los Angeles Lakers, as well as greeting fans at Rock & Brews before the game. So, get there early to meet The Starchild and stay late until they kick you out, drunk and ridiculous, slurping at your pint, tongue akimbo like Gene, screaming the words to "Strutter" at the top of your lungs.
For a humorous, totally fake Rock & Brews menu compiled by yours truly and the former music editor, click on this.