Girl in a Coma's Nina Diaz to Perform Name-Your-Price Show Online Tonight


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If you're capable of tearing yourself away from the depressing reality show that our democratic system has become, set to air on CNN at 7:30pm, perhaps a live feed of Nina Diaz from some undisclosed location can help fight off the blues of the red state demagogues.

Diaz, who will be performing her solo material, is set to take the "stage" at 8pm. You can name your own price for the show, but must "purchase" a ticket in order to watch the local girl-done-good perform her rafter-rattling original tunes, but you don't even have to leave the couch or put on pants. 

Tickets can be purchased here from Concert Window, whose interesting business model – for its agoraphobic and anti-social implications – is fascinating, and a little Brave New World. But laziness is, after all, a great ... motivator? Either way, it's not watching Hitler's bloated, ideological kin scapegoat brown people and wax sophisticated-barbaric.