Honestly, it's hard to find something that is more annoying than Donald Trump, but these songs put up a mean fight. Still, we'd rather listen these 15 crappy tunes before listening to that man speak.
Baha Men – “Who Let the Dogs Out”
James Blunt – “You’re Beautiful”
Eiffel 65 – “Blue”
Los del Rio – “Macarena”
Remember when this Latin dance craze swept the nation like a tide of illegal rapists? … I mean, I’m sure some of them are good people.
Ashlee Simpson “La La”
Because Donald is so good at talking about Donald.
LFO – “Summer Girls”
If lyrics like “I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch … Chinese food makes me sick” don’t make you want to shove screwdrivers into your eardrums, you’re probably voting for Trump.
Ricky Martin “Livin' La Vida Loca”
Black Eyed Peas – “Let’s Get Retarted”
Although the title was changed to “Let’s Get it Started,” for obvious reasons, this totally un-P.C. jam from Fergie and co. could be Trump’s campaign theme song.
Jimmy Buffett – “Cheeseburger in Paradise”
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