Those who missed out on snagging tickets to see Morrissey this November will have to find a more creative way to get into the sold-out show.
Priced between $49.50-$69.50, tickets to see the The Smiths frontman and iconic musician at the Tobin Center, which went on sale at 10 a.m. today, sold out in a matter of minutes. Tickets are already going for $200 a pop on Craigslist, but we're pretty sure those won't be around for long.
So if you weren’t one of thelucky folks who will get to sing Suedeheadwith Morrissey himself on Nov. 17, we’ve listed a few possible ways you can still attempt to get in (thank us if they work; don’t blame us if you get caught):
Get a job at the Tobin Center and request to work the night of the concert
Convince Morrissey to marry you and bring you along for the remainder of the tour
Impersonate a roadie and sneak in
Impersonate Morrissey and sneak in
Chain yourself to the doors of the Tobin and demand they let you in
Seriously, though. Just remember to act calm. And if you aren't able to get in to see Moz, then hey, you’re not the only one who’s miserable now.