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10 Gross Cocktails You Shouldn't Drink This Christmas

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Ginger Snap

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Again with the cookies? Why are we trying to drink cookies? Just eat a ginger snap and have a normal cocktail. Find the recipe at Food Network.


Pear-Basil Sipper

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Pear, basil, and Sprite. Maybe I would be okay with this if it didn't have leaves in it. But probably not. Find the recipe at My Recipes.


Vanilla-Rosemary Lemonade

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Oh yum, this one has herbs in it too. Rosemary is far too strong to just stick in a glass like that. Also, whoever thought of putting vanilla in lemonade doesn't deserve a single Christmas gift this year. That shit is nasty. Find the recipe at My Recipes.


Hot Buttered Rum

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Half a cup of butter goes into this drink. It's essentially a recipe for cookie dough but with a bunch of rum and boiling water in place of flour. Yuck. Plus it looks like poop, just saying. Find the recipe at Food Network.


Chai Toddy

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Who doesn't love a good hot toddy? This chai toddy looks safe enough. Well, except that this some graham cracker in it and the graham cracker has been crushed into powder and WHY would you want to drink graham cracker powder EVER? No, no, no. Find the recipe at Food Network.

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