Fact: People pee in pools, but it's so damn hot that we don't care.
Your car is less an automobile and more like a vehicular oven. Those leather seats sounded like a good idea in January, but in July, they will be your end. For the love of god, don't leave your pets or children inside your car unattended for any reason whatsoever.
You think summer is hard on you. It's harder on your dog.
Especially in this Blue Bell drought, all the good ice cream is someplace you're not, and you have to travel through the oppressive heat to get to it. And once you have your hands on some refreshing ice cream or raspas or what have you, it instantly melts into a hot sticky mess.
You shouldn't have to peel yourself off your partner.
Because society insists we wear clothes when we leave the house, we are constantly playing catch-up with our sweaty, smelly laundry.
Your water bill is insane.
There's only an hour or so window at the beginning and end of the day to enjoy the outdoors.
Even when the sun is not in the sky it's still over 90 degrees.