So the Super Bowl: It's a thing that's happening this Sunday. Whether you pay attention to football or not, it is something you must watch because it unites America. And because we're all American, there is no reason why we should not profit off the hours-long television broadcast, even if you don't know anything about football. Here's ten bets you can make to come out a winner after the big game.
Hey, you have a 50/50 of winning this one.
Probably, but are you willing to put money on it?
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Anheuser-Busch? McDonalds? Or will there be a wild card?
Sexy cheerleader? Or sexy wide receiver?
It seems like a perfect occasion, but she may trump expectations.
She is Tom Brady's photogenic wife, after all.
The cute dogs or the other cute dogs?
Who cares who wins the game, right? America wants to know who will win the bet made between Chris Evans, (Captain America of, uh, Captain America fame) and Chris Pratt (Peter Quill, aka Starlord, from Guardians of the Galaxy.) The two actors made a light-hearted wager for charity.
If the Patriots win, Pratt will make an appearance at Christophers Haven in Boston. And if the Seahawks win (which they will), Evans will dress up as Captain America for a visit to Seattle Childrens Hospital. It would be nice if you made a bet, with the winner donating to the respective children's hospitals, because, you know, you're good people.