- CiCi: The face I make when I see JT (Heart eyes)
I’m four years old now, which is like 28 in dog years, so I’m really looking to settle down and join a nice family who enjoy boy band jams just as much as I do. I grew up loving *NSYNC. Long story short, I saw Mr. Timberlake back in the 90’s with his ramen-hair and almost broke my neck dancing to his music, hence my cone. It also helps catch my drool when I’m thinking about JT. Trust me, I’m really lovable though. So don’t say “Bye, Bye, Bye” to me, and just know if you’re adopting anybody, “It’s gonna be me."
- Baxter: Sure does get lonely all by my lonesome
I am wise beyond my years. Although I’m only a puppy I’m really easy-going, crate-trained, and I won’t shit all over your carpets. LOL JUST PLAYIN’. I’m too young to be using bad-boy words. Because I’m an intellectual, I understand the concept of love and loneliness. I also like Stephen Hawkings, rocket-science and especially the Black Hole Theory because I have a black hole in my heart from loneliness. But then again, who needs Quantum Physics when you can have a forever home?
- Jay: Come chill with your papi
I’m the kind of dude who enjoys listenin’ to Jimmy Buffett, chillaxing on Saturday afternoons and not getting rowdy at the dog park. In short, I’m looking for my forever home, my “Margaritaville,” but hold the salt, all I want is sweet, sweet love. Please don’t hesitate to supply me with infinite kisses, back massages and cheeseburgers. I’ll always be in paradise with my new fam (who’ll hopefully rock Hawaiian shirts and sock/sandal combos like no other).
- Roscoe: I'm not a horny ginger, I swear!
I’m Chihuahua/Jack Russel Terrier Mix, but in a past life I was a Viking. Some days I enjoy putting on my Viking costume and absolutely love going on adventures. I’m down for anything…I mean anything…On that note, I’m also down with chivalry. I’m pretty much the perfect gentleman. I sit. I stay. I chill in my kennel when I’m asked. But don’t leave me in there too long because there is so much exploring we need to do! Me+You=Lewis and Clark #dontforgetaboutsacagawea.
- Roger: Sid Vicious who?
It’s not a phase I swear! I’m a punk-rock dog with a punk-rock heart and, of course, a punk-rock collar. It has spikes. Isn’t that cool and non-conformist? Although I have an appetite for anarchy and nihilism I’m really a sweet guy. I put up this hard exterior because the other dogs would make fun of my under-bite. But now, I’m comfortable with myself, but I think I be a little more comfortable in your home.
- SA Pets Alive
- Where o' where is my true love?
Bonus Dog- A335046 Georgina
'Member me? I was featured on the Last Boner Blog, and I've yet to find my forever home! Here it goes AGAIN.
I had a rough childhood growing up. I lost everyone who was close to me, so I’m ready for a fresh start. The shelter dogs are cool and all, but I’m thirsty for a meaningful relationship. Sometimes the other dogs call me Chupauahua when I wake up in the morning, but I guess that’s what makes me unique. My best friend is a fuzzy green squeaky toy, but I am now accepting applications for a new pal because it doesn’t squeak like it used to. I’m looking for a human who likes me for me, I may be a bit sassy at times (guys, I’m a Chihuahua) but I am the bestest girl you’ll ever meet. P.S. I'm even cuter now.