1. Grand Hyatt San Antonio
600 E Market, (210) 224-1234, grandsanantonio.hyatt.com
If you know where you’re going, you can sneak in through the patio in back, or better yet — just walk in the front door. But remember to act like you own the place. If things have gotten desperate, take the lost tourist approach. But why stop at the bathroom? The Grand Hyatt also has one of the best roof top pools in town, and after the potty, it’s just an elevator ride away. Not that we’re advocating grifting your way into the lap of luxury … but it wouldn’t be the first time.
Multiple locations, bucees.com
3. The Friendly Spot
943 S Alamo, (210) 224-2337, thefriendlyspot.com
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