1. Palace Men’s Club
2482 NE Loop 410, (210) 599-6011, thepalacemensclubsa.com
More than 200 of the hottest girls in South Texas (from centerfold material to girl-next-door types), a steak-based menu, and special treats for exclusive members (preferred VIP seating, bottle service, and fine cigars in the members-only smoking lounge) are some of the reasons Current readers chose the Palace as the ultimate place to appreciate the fact that, sometimes, beauty is just skin deep. Not a member? No problem: $10 will get you in. The rest is up to you.
2731 NW Loop 410, (210) 340-1289, sugarsperfect.com
3. Allstars Gentlemen’s Sports Club
9440 I-10 W, (210) 593-0576, allstarstx.com