When: Thu., Sept. 3, 10 p.m. 2015
At Brass Monkey’s weekly Thurzgay party, the Glitoris hosts a 34th birthday party for Beyoncé, featuring tribute performances on the hour, every hour. “Dress code: bootylicious,” says the event flyer. Bonus points for whomever shows up with a Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams in tow. Apologies to whomever has to be Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams.
Price: 21+ Free