To be clear, these California festival lineup announcements are only for the adventurous, hip music lover that has a means of getting to Cali and a desire to party and see live music for days at a time. Which is not me. I prefer my music in incremental doses of a quarter-of-a-minute to 26 seconds, I hate to travel (it disagrees with my bowels), I'm poor as fuck and I only hear bad things about California girls.
However, for those who have a more fortified digestive tract, enjoy 72-hours of music at a time or have never heard Magnetic Fields' "California Girls," here is the lineup of the BottleRock Fest in Napa Valley, California. Maybe Lenny Kravitz, who is not Lemmy Kilmister – who is dead and now rock 'n' roll will never be the same – will show his wiener again (heads up: it's a video of Lenny Kravitz' wiener). That was cool.
Tickets go on sale Thursday, January 7 and are available here.