Listen, I’m always promoting you art people and your this-es and that-ses. The truth is, sometimes: 1. The Current needs to supplement its adult-ad revenue with some real-time real-life cash, and 2. Every once in a while, you gotta get your vodka on. Perhaps you’ve noticed the pop-up ads on our website. This Friday, we’re throwing a little shindig at the gorgeous Southwest School of Art & Craft campus that’ll feature vodka, nibbly things, and a number of attractive staffers being flirty and generally acting like asses. Is it free? NO. But it’ll be fun. Show us some love, readers, and hurry. Tickets are going fast, and unlike previous years you must buy them ahead of time, either online or at our office.
$30 pre-sale; $50 VIP (limited numbers). 7pm Fri Jun 26, 300 Augusta. (210) 227-0044, sacurrent.com.