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Haiku News: We'd Rather She Didn't Remember the President's Member

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Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail. - GLENN FRANCIS
  • Glenn Francis
  • Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail.
Please, Stormy, please no
We've already seen too much Trump
With his pants still on

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