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Happy holidays, from Iorek Byrnison

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Today the Current has made manifest what a billion movie-watchers, even The New York Times' Manohla Dargis, imagined. Why else do they send us promotional goodies? (Though not the rumored Beowulf blanket -- thanks a lot.)
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Iorek Byrnison: Doh-di-doh, walking in the snow ...
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IB: Things have been so quiet around here since I butchered and ate all of my kind ... where's a refreshing beverage to wash things down when you need one?
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`Snow crunches, crunches, crunches ...`
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IB: What's that? Dost my snout deceive me? Could it really be ... a ... you know what?
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IB: Good heavens, yes!
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IB: I will forever be in the service of whatever delicious creature so nobly left this, oh -- it's ... just ... over ... that ... hill ...
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IB: Grrrr ... `and leap!`
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IB: Fuck yeah.

* This has been a Chushley production.

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