- Bexar County Jail
U.S. Magistrate Judge Richard Farrer slapped Enrique Gonzalez with the maximum $500 fine for allegedly jerking off while on a United Airlines flight in February, MySanAntonio reports.
Nearly 80 other passengers were onboard at the time — and wouldn't ya know it, someone nearby reported Gonzalez to the flight crew.
Farrer said he believed the 49-year-old California man's sex act was a "one-time mistake."
Apparently, the judge could also have sent Gonzalez to jail for up to 90 days, where privacy for self pleasure is probably even harder to find than on a passenger jet.
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