When state Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick isn't busy using fear tactics to keep trans Texans out of public restrooms or defunding the public school system, he's taking selfies. Whether it's in front of a few empty folding chairs or a blurry gaggles of women, he's found a way to stick his face in nearly every situation. And, damn, does he have his angles down. Someone get this guy a selfie stick.
Photos via Dan Patrick's Facebook and Instagram.