- Via New Braunfels Police Department Facebook page
- The face of this suspect launched a thousand puns.
Case in point: this morning's Facebook post about the apprehension of a "brisket thief" who beat $1,000 worth of beef from a local H-E-B. According to the post, officers "grabbed this case by the horns" when they "corralled" 47-year-old suspect Rene Lozano yesterday and charged him with the bad deed.
But, wait, they're not done yet. (Ready?)
"As you may have
"Fortunately, after marinating over the issue, the suspect decided to return to the H-E-B Plus on FM 306, and he spilled the beans, even though he knew that this was a tender subject and that he would be branded a thief."
See, what'd we tell you? More puns than a goddamned Terry Pratchett novel. Maybe even more than a Henny Youngman routine.
The department's post concludes by