Night in Pinche San Antonio

When: Fri., April 15, 8 & 10:15 p.m. and Sat., April 16, 8 & 10:15 p.m. 2016

Haters gonna hate, and local sketch comedy troupe Comedia A Go-Go is taking center stage to let all you pendejos know why you should skip the bank account-sucking celebration known as Fiesta this year during their third annual “unofficial anti-Fiesta” event. We’re pretty sure the comedy team won’t find anything wrong with getting a day off from work for Battle of Flowers, but there’s still plenty for them to mock about the 11-day party that features pooch parades, overpriced gorditas and traffic that’ll make you wish you were in Austin during rush hour. But, man, those funnel cakes.

Price: $15-$16