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Not weird, exactly, but kinda the least of my problems


I get emails from Saks 5th Avenue.

I admire their hustle in contacting me

as often as they do, since they're unlikely

to see any money from it. Mostly I just ogle the shoes.

I did buy a sweater on sale there once.


But I just got an email that, given the state of the economy (etc),

I felt was important to share with you.


on orders of $150 or more with code: SHIPFREE2

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+Offer valid with purchase of $150 or more through Monday, April 12, 2010 at 11:59 PM (ET). To redeem, select Standard shipping and enter promotional code: SHIPFREE2. Limit of two promo codes per order. Offer valid for Standard shipping only. Offer valid at only. Gift card purchases, gift wrap, taxes, and shipping cannot be applied towards the qualifying amount. Offer may be used when shipping to multiple addresses. Valid on shipments to U.S. addresses only. Not valid on international shipments. Offer not valid on Rush, Overnight, or Saturday delivery orders. Not valid in Saks Fifth Avenue stores or Saks Fifth Avenue OFF 5TH stores. Not valid on purchases of Gift cards. This offer is non-transferable.

*Results may vary with each original coat or jacked based on condition, color and size. Offer ends June 30, 2010. May not be combined with any other offer.

**Not valid on clearance merchandise and accessories. Monogrammed furs are non-refundable.

Attention: Saks Direct Marketing Saks Fifth Avenue 12 East 49th Street, New York, NY 10017

This e-mail was entitled FUR STORAGE.

That lady sure seems happy about it.

Like now that she's thought about the fur salon, she can finally get on with her life.

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