- Green girlfriends always getting snatched up by a harem, right?
Opera and motherfucking Star Trek, amiright? Opera Piccola of San Antonio will be performing Mozart's classic our-girlfriends-got-captured-by-a-harem-let's-go-save-'em composition Abduction from the Seraglio ... as an episode of Star Trek! In celebration of the 50th Anniversary of the iconic program, you'll be whisked away on a spaceship of song into another universe of Klingons, space women, alien lizards, chicken monsters, girlfriends, a harem, ghost pirates, and the whole Enterprise gang.
- "Dick Cheney?! Is that you!?!"
Opening night will feature a Star Trek costume contest with a cash prize of $250.00 to the winner. Hot dog!
- Motherfucking Mozart, right!?