Dude, Fruity Pebbles-coated ice cream sliders.
9708 Business Parkway, Suite 102, Helotes, (210) 372-9292, gablesicecream.com
One second thought, maybe stoners should stay away from the creepy watermelon man.
1118 W. Hildebrand Ave., (210) 573-4093, lasnievesfruitcupssa.com
SA's first cereal bar has 35 types of cereal, including Star Wars, 7 different types of milk and 11 types of syrup. It's a stoner paradise.
1111 S. St. Mary's St., (210) 451-1822, facebook.com/josephecoffeesatx
Like their name says, they have ramen. Also they put their sushi in boats. Whoa.
6565 Babcock Rd., (210) 641-2888, namaramen.com
They put nacho cheese ON your Cheeto's.
1604 Fredericksburg Rd., (210) 381-2374
"I ate a Macho at Chris Madrid's." Yeah, you did.
1900 Blanco Rd., (210) 735-3552, chrismadrids.com
No, you're not stoned. That really is Kawhi Leonard on your pizza.
164, Castroville Rd, (210) 264-0077, gallopizzeria.com
The cinnamon roll is AS BIG AS YOUR FACE.
918 N. Main Ave., (210) 224-5001?, lulusbakeryandcafe.com
These crazy raspas come right out of your pothead fantasies.
228 E. Cevallos, (210) 455-3044, facebook.com/bigdaddyseatstreats
Pretty much any raspa place would fit the 420 bill.
2809 Broadway, (210) 744-0000, chamoycitylimits.com
Dude, they have a hamburger that has grilled cheese sandwiches as the buns.
12730 N.W. Military Hwy., (210) 437-4873, facebook.com
Some sloppy tortas that'll hit the spot.
623 Urban Loop, (210) 800-3487, ro-hoporkandbread.com
A 4-pound burger. Sure, why the hell not?
2015 S. W.W. White Rd, (210) 359-8015, biglousburgersbbq-satx.com
Get it delivered so you don't ever have to leave the house.
3440 N. St. Mary's St., (210) 225-3355, pizzaclassics.com
Where else can you get waffles and a sampler basket.
Multiple locations, jimsrestaurants.com
Stuff your face with these tricked out hot dogs.
Various locations, facebook.com
For you wake-n-bakers out there.
3307 Fredericksburg Rd., (210) 734-5661, facebook.com/theoriginaldonutshop