Rob Schneider

When: Fri., May 26, 8:30 p.m. and May 27-28, 7:45 & 10 p.m. 2017

Let’s try to forget that time Saturday Night Live alum Rob Schneider lent his voice to the titular polar bear in Norm of the North — one of the worst animated films in recent memory — and also starred in Adam Sandler’s equally God-awful Netflix comedy The Ridiculous Six. Hell, besides the “makin’ copies” dude Schneider played during his four-year SNL run, a cameo in a 1996 episode of Seinfeld and his role in Home Alone 2, let’s forget most of his career. But stand-up is a different art form, so maybe he’ll surprise us.

Price: $27.50-$37.50