Live Music

Sailor Poon

When: Fri., Dec. 16, 8 p.m. 2016

Ever dreamed about running amok with the clique of cool sluts in school? (You know, the D.Y.I. bad bitches who listened to Bikini Kill and were notorious for foolin’ around in the parking lot?) Well, here’s the best chance to live out the fantasy. Dripping with riot grrrl sarcasm, Sailor Poon teleports the punky politics of the Pacific Northwest to the sweltering Tejas heat. Sneering deviant numbers like “Hairy Woman” and “Leather Daddy” on Pooney Tunes, these rockin’ banshees throw punches with brassy fistfuls of third wave feminism. It’s hard-biting cumcore for the masses. And, in the name of poon, they will punish you.

Price: $5 (benefiting the Rape Crisis Center)

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