San Antonio Zombie Walk

If predictable, half-baked and dreaded “sexy” costumes have sucked the creepy fun out of your Halloween festivities, look no further than the San Antonio Zombie Walk. Modeled after similar events that have haunted public spaces and fought for Guinness World Records since the early 2000s, this blood-soaked gathering unites undead of all walks — nurses, mariachis, clowns, toddlers, dogs, you name it — in a moaning, brain-thirsty crawl through downtown. Bring a camera: The BYOB (bring your own blood) affair typically culminates with winning photo ops on the hallowed ground of The Alamo.