The name might remind you of roadkill, but Armadillos Texas-Style Burgers are worth a try if you've developed wallet fatigue from the over-priced patties now offered by many other establishments. Flipped on the griddle like grandma cooked 'em, topped with biting jalapenos and gooey cheddar, you'll need both hands to negotiate this glorious half-pounder in a massive bun. Unapologetically old school, this classic demonstrates family values at their carnivorian best.
Armadillos Texas-Style Burgers
1423 McCullough / (210) 226-7556