Tell me you're from San Antonio without telling me you're from San Antonio 

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There's no shortage of ways to tell if someone hails from San Antonio. Eating tacos for breakfast, for example, or breaking into the chicken dance at weddings. These identifiers are just a few of the unspoken ways to tell if someone is a true San Antonian.
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“Flour or corn” may be the most important question you answer on any given morning.
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You have collected every Selena shopping bag H-E-B has ever released.
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You can't eat barbacoa at any establishment that doesn't also offer Big Red.
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The only thing that allowed you to shake your grudge against Charles Barkley was realizing that you hate Kawhi Leonard even more.
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You long ago stopped wondering, "Were those fireworks or gunshots?"
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You’re willing to eat street food at Fiesta with your hands moments after using one of the porta johns.
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Friends have explained that the Ghost Tracks aren’t supernatural, but you refuse to believe them.
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You have fallen asleep on the couch only to be awakened by an Americus Diamond commercial.
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You’ve tubed down the river with an ice chest full of beer.
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You’re psychologically scarred by la chancla.
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You can recite the entire script from the Selena movie word for word.
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You sing along to “Hey, Baby, Que Paso?” anytime it comes on the jukebox.
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You understand that if you’re eating Mexican food outside of Loop 410, you may as well be eating it in Austin.
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You know what a Marbach mop is.
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You make snap judgments about people based on where they went to high school.
And, let’s face it, at least 60% of the time they turn out to be correct.
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You’ve driven home from a New Year’s Eve party and had difficult seeing through all the fireworks smoke drifting over the road.
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You refer to places as being either inside or outside “the Loop.”
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You have been personally insulted by Tommy Lee Jones after daring to speak to him in a public place.
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Pickles and gummy worms seem like perfectly normal toppings for your shaved ice.
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You’re torn whether to go through the Taco Cabana or the Whataburger drive-thru after a night of drinking.
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You remember when there was only one “straight night” at the Bonham Exchange.
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You’ve seen one of more of the following bands at least five times: Triumph, Judas Priest, Rush, Saxon or Legs Diamond.
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You were shocked to learn other cities don’t have puffy tacos.
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You say “puro pinche” on a daily basis, and it doesn’t matter who’s in earshot either.
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You get nostalgic when you think about the Butter Krust sign on San Pedro Avenue with the moving bread slices.
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You call in to work if a single snowflake settles on your front yard.
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You consumed way too much sausage at Wurstfest and had your designated driver pull off I-35 so you could puke.
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Yelling “show us your shoes” at girls and women in fancy dresses
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You’ve had a Donkey Lady sighting.
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You think Flaco Jiménez is destined for sainthood.
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You have bought a pinata, fresh produce or cascarones from the side of the road.
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You camped out at a local park to reserve a spot for Easter weekend.
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You have fond childhood memories of Playland Park and the Brackenridge Park mini-train.
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You can’t eat fruit without sprinkling it with Lucas first.
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You shop at Penner’s. Sure, you can buy guayaberas and Stacy Adams other places, but who’d want to pass up the experience?
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You’re not really into yacht rock, but you still own a Christopher Cross album.
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The click of your tongue followed by “ahhh!” is part of your daily vocabulary.
Ya tu sabes.
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You drive downtown to honk your horn when Los Spurs win the championship.
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You understand tacos are superior to burritos and will straight-up fight people who disagree.
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You spend your birthday with a string of money pinned to your shirt.
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You’re willing to stand in line for hours to score some free swag.
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You remember when First Friday was actually about looking at art.
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You own a Stetson from Paris Hatters.
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You know who the hell Vicki Carr is.
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It's not a real holiday dinner without tamales.
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“Flour or corn” may be the most important question you answer on any given morning.
Photo via Instagram / jesselizarraras

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