- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc.
The Friday email alert also gave the subject's weight as 16 pounds and cautioned that he carries a "huge kitchen knife."
In case anyone didn't get the cinematic allusion by that point, the abductor's race was listed as “Other: Doll,” and the alert included a photo of the homicidal toy Chucky from the 1988 horror flick Child's Play.
- Texas Department of Public Safety
Predictably, that the sheer weirdness of the misfired alert has grabbed headlines. San Antonio's KENS5 was the first to report the gaffe, but the New York Times, England's BBC and Germany's DeutscheWelle also appear to know a good Texas story when they see it.
Watch out, Florida.
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