Hoo-boy. They say even bad publicity is good, but how about the kind of bad publicity that draws enough attention and ire to make you look bad, but not enough to generate serious, compensatory buzz? So, De Beers is pissed because they think Blood Diamond, Ed Zwick’s 1999-set message flick about conflict diamonds in Sierra Leone will hurt Christmas sales. On the other hand, the New York Post reported that Warner Brothers allegedly has yet to make good on a promise to furnish artificial limbs for 27 child and teenage amputees used as extras in the film, and reportedly planned to wait until the film’s release, so the gesture would coincide with Diamond’s marketing campaign. L.A. Weekly countered, quoting both Zwick and an Amnesty International spokeswoman in repudiating the charge (Amnesty-lady called it “beyond loathsome”), offering Zwick’s explanation of a “good-works” “Blood Diamond Fund” that was set up using cast and crew members’ money, to be matched by Warner Brothers, and suggesting that the bad pub is being engineered on behalf of the World Diamond Council. Still, with all this fuss, the film is a relatively lowly 66 (below Saw III, The Santa Clause III: The Escape Clause, and Pulp Fiction) on Imdbpro.com’s MOVIEmeter, which calculates “hot” films based on search data. Read more about Hollywood’s still-developing relationship with Africa — with Blood Diamond as a jumping-off point.
OK, look. The sub-head (or “deck,” if you want the lingo) for this column mentions “snap judgments.” And in my expert, overwhelmingly uninformed snap judgment (I’ve seen a preview), The Holiday — Kate Winslet notwithstanding — doesn’t leave me hopeful. But a reviewer from the future assures me I should be just that — stay tuned for his opinion next week.
Lewis Black, Freaks and Geeks creator Paul Feig, and others will try to save Unaccompanied Minors, but at first glance it looks suspiciously like “Home Alone: The Clusterfuck.” (Hmm. It’s a kids’ movie. I should lighten up.)
And ah, yes — the Bijou. Just received an email that John Cameron (Hedwig) Mitchell’s Shortbus, which purports to be a frank-and-beautiful (“Frankenbeautiful?”) discussion of human sexuality (it’s all famously unsimulated), makes it here this Friday, as does Guadalupe, a Spanish-language film wherein brother-and-sister archaeologist-scientists investigate a mysterious image of the Virgin Mary.
Whew. Did you read this whole thing? Wow. High-five.
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— Brian Villalobos
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