The 25 Worst Decisions You Can Make in San Antonio 

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Granted, while living in San Antonio is a brilliant decision, no one is immune to these terrible life choices.
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Wear flip flops to NIOSA
Ouch...

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Claim that Yolanda Saldívar was innocent
Trust no bitch.

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Anticipate traffic to be smooth during rush hour on the Loop
It's like watching paint dry.

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Become a sports journalist and attempt to interview Gregg Popovich
His complete and utter disdain for reporters runs deeper than the darkest ocean.

Photo via USA TODAY Sports (Soobum Im)
Forget the speed limit in the Olmos Park or Windcrest areas
Popo be rollin'.

Photo via Facebook (Fox 8 News)
Expect a clean bathroom at your neighborhood Valero
It's not exactly "the worst toilet in Scotland," but you get the idea.

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Say Austin is better than San Antonio
It's just not, okay.

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Decide to take a leisurely jog during the summer
It's your funeral, bro.

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Paint over the ‘I love tacos so much’ graffiti
Y'all got so mad when they painted over that mural.

Photo via Facebook (Amanda Rodriguez)
Swim in the San Antonio River
That's some dirty water.

Photo via Wikipedia (San Antonio River Walk)
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Incur the wrath of San Anto ladies à la Charles Barkley
Timmy D.'s girlfriend Vanessa Macias will kick your ass.

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Gamble on parking downtown
You think you're lucky, punk?

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Leave your allergy meds at home during the height of cedar season
May the Lord have mercy on your sinus cavity.

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Talk shit about craft beer
Talk shit, get hit... by a very passionate craft beer snob.

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Confront a demonic pack of chihuahuas
Run, run for your lives.

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Being late to work because you stayed up too late celebrating a Spurs' championship
Manu is judging you.

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Ingest a Big Red and barbacoa before riding Batman: the Ride
Don't be a fool.

Photo via Facebook (Andrew Zimmern)
Attempt to meet up with someone while battling the crowds during Fiesta
You'll never find him. Ever.

Photo via Facebook (Fiesta Oyster Bake)
Be a LeBron fan
San Antonio is just not a safe place for LeBron lovers.

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Waste time fixing your hair when the forecast calls for 100 degrees every day
You know, people paid for perms in the 80's.

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Dislike Lone Star while living on a budget
It's unpatriotic to hate on the National Beer of Texas, dude.

Photo via Facebook (Lone Star Beer)
Confuse the Castro twins
Do you think Julian and Joaquín ever switched classes during elementary?

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Assume the VIA will actually run on schedule
It's an even longer ride when you're stuck on the bendy part of the bus.

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Eat at the Pearl before checking the status of your bank account
Because those nasty overdraft fees suck royally.

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Diss breakfast tacos in any shape or form
Hey, even President Obama loves tacos, amirite?

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Wear flip flops to NIOSA
Ouch...

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