One day, as John Boy sat and cried hopelessly, a very magical thing occurred. Not a fairy, nor an angel, but a goddess appeared to lift John Boy out of his tormented and badly dressed life. To John Boy’s surprise, the goddess whisked him off for a holiday makeover that would certainly have him dancing at the big holiday ball. With help from local styling wench Maid Angelina, John Boy soon found himself trying on the finest secondhand clothes the Salvation Army and Jive Refried had to offer. With his ball finery in place, the only thing left in his transformation was a shave and a haircut. Within one miraculous hour, poor John Boy became rockin’ John Boi.
John Boi could hardly believe that it was his reflection in the looking glass. But the goddess warned John Boi that with his new far-out look would come incredible responsibilities, and that it wouldn’t be so easy to keep up such a transformation. Because John Boi was a kindly gentleperson, he made a promise to do all he could to remain good-looking. And with that, John Boi climbed on his lowrider bicycle and rode off to the ball, where he had the time of his life. The End.
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