Wednesday: Lisa Frank, Shellshag, and Eets Feats at the Ten Eleven if you like it loud (theteneleven.com); Phonolux, The Crazies Will Destroy You, and Marcus Rubio at Sam’s Burger Joint if you’ve got ironic facial hair (samsburgerjoint.com); or Two Brothers at Scout Bar for a midweek hip-hop fix (scoutbarsa.com). Thursday: Get twice as smooth with Ken and Kevin Slavin at the San Antonio Botanical Garden (sabot.org); Fuck Yeah! at Limelight or DJ Plata at Saluté (2801 N. St. Mary’s) if you’d rather freak it up (myspace.com/limelightsa); or Stand Up and Rock! at Nightrocker Live (nightrockerlive.net) or the Spazmatics at Scout Bar if you think humor belongs in music. Friday: Knights of the Abyss, Before You Accuse Me, and too many other über-aggro acts to name here at White Rabbit (sawhiterabbit.com); Wolves, Where? and Jam Naked at Zombies if you like false advertising (zombiesliveinsa.com); or Great White at Scout Bar if this is being read to you by a nursing-home caregiver. Saturday: Puppy Jet and the Far Crys double-CD release party at Nightrocker Live to update your music library (we’re told our review copies are in the mail); Eddie & the Boozers at Main Street Bar (13477 Wetmore) or Gnarly Brown at Lava Lounge if you love a good pun (2702 N. St. Mary’s); or Rio Jordan featuring Juanito Castillo at Main Plaza for a true SA experience (mainplaza.org); Sunday: Dude, even God takes a nap sometimes.