That's what comedian Tom Green and musician and magician Criss Angel did this week.
Green posted a video in the wee hours of Tuesday morning showing the exterior of the Alamo with Angel, who had never seen the historic structure. There's even a guy who appears to have a San Antonio Police Department patch on his sleeve, so presumably an officer, spitting out some information about the surrounding buildings.
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At #TheAlamo with @crissangel after his amazing show #Raw on tour with the hilarious and talented @officialhammer Nothing like visiting American historical sites at 2:00 am! Great to be in San Antonio I will be performing here all weekend. 5 shows Thursday through Sunday! Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club. Tickets at www.improvtx.com
The post was uploaded hours after Angel took the stage for his "Mindfreak: Unplugged" show at the Majestic Theatre Monday night.
It appears Green was in town a few days before his weekend of shows began at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, allowing the two stars to hang out. Angel shared a video of the pair goofing around.
After hanging out with Angel, Green also posted a video promoting his show. From a taqueria. With breakfast tacos, of course.
He gets it.
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