By now you've scratched your head over President Trump's claim that San Antonio — 150 miles north of Mexico — is protected by magical border wall that keeps immigrants out and crime rates down.
Or perhaps you've seen enough of Trump's ass-backward logic and contorted truths that his statement came as no surprise at all.
Either way, the Alamo City's little corner of the Twitterverse percolated over the weekend with suggestions about what local landmarks may have led to the commander in chief's confusion.